One hell of a concert

A week ago I learned that Paramore will have a concert, five minutes from where I live, in February next year. I have stated, time and again, I’m a huge Hayley Williams fan. Damn it, my background photo in Twitter is Hayley Williams during a concert in Hamburg. The tickets, are only about 200 USD, and I can stand in front of the crowd and enjoy my first live band experience. And yes, also to weep and scream in front of Hayley.

However, my wife is due with our first child in late May or early June next year. That means serious belt tightening, because, come on, once the baby comes out, it’s all expenses until he/she gets their college degree.

Also, we missed out on Bruno Mars and Coldplay concerts, which, I had promised my wife that we would watch – I had, at that time, been trying to win some points so that the wife won’t ever raise concerns when I insist on going to a Paramore concert- which is actually happening in a few months damn it. Alas, fucking hoarders took all the tickets and will be selling them x6 of the actual ticket prices. Come on, we know that’s true.

In any case, I won’t be experiencing Paramore. I won’t ever get to see Hayley Williams and head bang on “That’s What You Get” and “Brick by Boring Brick” and of course, “Pressure.” But oh well.

At least I got to experience Nicholas Eames’ “Kings of the Wyld.”

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How the fuck did we get from Paramore to this? I don’t know. I don’t give a shit. All I know “Kings of the Wyld” is fucking awesome. I laughed out loud as the characters engaged in the most hilarious banters and scenarios, I wept with them, and I was head banging all throughout the epic action scenes.

Look, “Kings of the Wyld” is inspired by heavy metal rock stars. It’s a world where, mercenaries, called “Bands” are worshiped as one might Black Sabbath, Metallica, DragonForce, Iron Maiden, you know the who they are. I think I also KISS in there somewhere, maybe also The Runaways. Oh, and Elvis is in it too, at least mentioned.

Do you guys know that scene from “Guardians of the Galaxy”?

I’m talking about this.

 

Yeah, there’s something like that in the book. And you know what? It’s freaking awesome.

“Kings of the Wyld” has druins. Basically, elves with Playboy bunny ears. Dragons. Manticores. Basilisks. Golems. You name it. It’s “Warcraft” where everything and anything is in there. And you know? It’s freaking awesome.

I’ve read epics, “A Song of Ice and Fire,” “Malazan Book of the Fallen,” partially “Wheel of Time,” “Mistborn,” “The Dark Tower,” you know, the usual stuff, and often these books are massive with complex stories and sinister plot twists. “Kings of the Wyld” does not have any of that. It’s a straightforward, sword and sorcery adventure. And you know what? Damn right you do. It’s freaking awesome.

It’s about a retired band, who’s getting back together for one last gig, which is to rescue the frontman’s (yes, they literally call him the “frontman” of the band) daughter, who is trapped in a city, under siege by all things nasty, led by a druin (technically elves with Playboy bunny ears). This is, by all means, not save the damsel kind of thing. The daughter happens to be a warrior herself who can butcher monsters that come her way.

The entire journey consists of the band getting back together and going through the Wyld – the forest where all things nasty live – in order to reach the city. And look, there’s not much action until the second half of the book, and you know what? That’s just fine. The characters are what makes the story come alive.

Imagine Led Zeppelin, Deep Purple, Motorhead, or whoever the hell from the ’70s, coming back to the world and then surrounded by the likes of One Direction. Yeah, it’s that kind of surreal experience, where undergarments are flung and taverns set on fire.

Look, the book is awesome and fun.

Now I take my leave and sulk over missing out on this.

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Thor: Ragnarok was great, but…

Spoilers for Thor: Ragnarok

I love “Thor: Ragnarok.” It was the most delightful Marvel movie I’ve watched probably since “Iron Man.” Straightforward and fun. I feel the chemistry between Thor and Loki was spot on, and so much better than any of previous movies. Cate Blanchett, as Hela, was damn impressive and scary. The way she slayed everything with her infinity blades was jaw-dropping.

However, I say these with a heavy heart, that there are a few things I didn’t like about the movie.

First among all: Jeff Goldblum. Yes, the dude from “The Fly,” or the doctor from “Jurassic Park” who spent most of his time on his butt from some injury, or that nerdy guy who managed to upload a ’90s era computer virus to shutdown an alien mothership from “Independence Day.” The problem was with Jeff Goldblum played the Grandmaster so well. Too well that it foreshadowed Hela as the main antagonist. You spend plenty of time in Sakaar, where Thor is hanging out for a bit and trying to assemble his “Revengers” that you sometimes forget that Hela is on the background, terrorizing Asgard, and we get this facade that the Grandmaster is the main villain.

Oh, Hela’s character is well developed, I think. She is excited to give just anyone a history lesson about who she is and what she had done for Asgard and Odin. I suppose, what I’m after here, is more engagement between Thor, Loki, and Hela, seeing as they all had daddy issues, being siblings, and whatnot. Ragnarok felt like a setup, should a fourth Thor movie be made. Though with a return of Hela, may be impossible, considering how it all turned out. So, I’m betting Doctor Strange will somehow mess with the timeline.

The second thing I disliked in the movie was Thor’s lack of concern for his friends – primarily the Warriors Three, getting butchered by Hela, just like that, as if they were throwaway characters. Well, actually, in a way they were? They played solid roles in the first half of the first Thor movie, then diminished in the second. I’m not asking for total character arcs, I’m just saying, even Heimdall mentioning about it to Thor and he’d just make a one second reaction about it.  Sif is not around either, so that’s a big question to me, and the only thing I can think of is Marvel thought that Sif and Valkyrie were too alike, which sounds rubbish.

And that is all my tiny nitpicks about “Thor: Ragnarok.” We got a quick glimpse of a big-ass ship during the mid-credits scene, and that can only be Thanos’, arriving to extract the Infinity Stone from the Tesseract – which Loki, no doubt, has taken. It should also be pointed out, that during the D23 trailer of “Infinity War” (We’ve all scene it, OK?), Thanos is wearing the Infinity Gauntlet with a single gem (fine, Stone) embedded on it. And I’m guessing that’s the Space Stone.

In any case, that’s the end of my senseless ramble. I could come up with a thought piece about how “Thor: Ragnarok” is a reflection of immigration, but what’s the end game? Read this instead, since it shares pretty much the same idea. We ride onward to Valhalla!

Red Whale: Quick Update

On Reddit Fantasy a topic about National Novel Writing Month emerged. Writers everywhere started posting stuff about their work-in-progress. I’m still waiting what exactly comes out of the blender out of all the random stuff I put in the Red Whale. Yet, I gave in, and posted something real quick about the “Year of the Red Whale.” Might as well update it here too for the world to see.

Tyrant emperor turned beggar turned criminal thug, burns empire that starts a world war but he doesn’t give a damn cause he’s busy squaring off against necromancers, witches, and basically everyone else he pissed off while he was the emperor.

That’s a mouthful. I probably could have come up with something better, but I didn’t want to write a sales pitch, just to bring out an idea into the open. My original thought for this novel was to set it at 120K words, then it got reduced to 80K. Having recently scraped much of the material, I feel the sweet spot is going to be between 90-100K. This is, if the plot went out of its way again to complicate things. I could revert back to 80K if I manage to control everything and keep the plot simple.

Now, with this shenanigans over, I’m off back to writing.

By the way, this is Ryukahr, my favorite Super Mario YouTuber/Twitch streamer. Give him some love, will yah?

On a side note, here’s Hayley Williams of Paramore doing a cover of Fleetwood Mac’s “Everywhere”

Red Whale: Year One Draft

I started writing “Year of the Red Whale” around October, to participate in NaNoWriMo. I made it to 40K words before the month ended, progress that I’m proud of. Since then I barely made it past the 50K-mark, getting stuck on multiple dead ends. The plot thickened to a messy pile of goo. Then all sorts of ugly things started spawning from said goo after trying to patch things up.

I didn’t think much of it until January. The Red Whale was a NaNoWriMo project, not the main WIP, but still it had ended up as my top priority novel to work on. I kept putting deadlines for myself to complete the draft, after all as a journalist I’m trained to submit on time, but I keep letting myself down. The solution was to get back to the main WIP, Project Ashes, but I couldn’t just let go of the Red Whale and busied myself over it.

Now, a year later, I’m still stuck, making no decent progress whatsoever. I had renovated a lot of scenes and redone several chapters. Nothing helped.

Finally, the nuclear option: Change the entire plot. Keep some scenes, some chapters, some characters, but turn things around. It worked. The pace changed, a lot, and I had to remodel my writing style. I had to cut down some action scenes and then add more action scenes. It feels like a brand new work-in-progress at this point, really. My only issue is, should I add more POV characters? There’s a lot going on, but the only thing that matters comes from the protagonists. So there is that to consider.

My final deadline, I hope, is on December.

Since it’s November and it’s a season for Stranger Things, here’s a Alice Cooper “No More Mr. Nice Guy.” I’d put “The Man Behind the Mask” instead, but, meh.